 Asher, Maven of Chaos |
GET READY TO
RUMBLE AMERICA IT'S WORLD WAR IV!!!!! |
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Political analysts and world class tennis players agree, the cold war is
over. No longer does American society have the communist fear that guided us
half-cocked through the latter part of the twentieth century. This has left
many with a sense of emptiness and despair. Who to hate? And why? In preparation for the inevitable clash that is World War IV, and as a service to mankind, Salt for Slugs Magazine has harnessed the visionary power of an unnamed guru and channeled his thoughts through the perceptive eye of Burt Cocaine. This joint effort has unlocked the door to the future, and provided us with a few answers as to some of the details of our miserable fate here in the United States. The fact is, most Americans have little interest in politics when anything less than a hyped sex scandal featuring women with heads shaped like bundt cakes is the topic of the day. This, combined with an overall deadening of the senses through television and the widespread use of prescribed psychotropic drugs, will ultimately position the rabble for the final blow. The attack of the corporate cops! Parking tickets? Another rent hike? Working harder than ever and just not seeing any results? Don't lose hope now, for the answers to all of your problems and the problems many others in this country are facing each day are at your fingertips! After several ardous clinical trials, and more than twenty re-writes, the Salt for Slugs Magazine Institute for a Real Tomorrow has formulated that a serious ass whipping is actually right around the corner for anyone who has yet to recognize the vision of Burt Cocaine. | |
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It has been established that the corporate cops will reign supreme
throughout the rest of the 21st century, and most likely for many more years
to follow. What does this mean for you? What does this mean for your family?
Why not seize the opportunity now to get a better idea of who you're going
to be up against in the near future and how to deal with it? Now for the first time ever, the men and women who have confronted this grim fate and consulted Burt will experience the peace that is not only knowing the future, but will be given several alternative methods of dealing with reality. It's simple. An easy to read, five point plan has been formulated, tested, and proven effective in a carefully constructed, simulated environment by a team of esteemed scientists. Knowing the five points is just the beginning, so don't hesitate any longer before finding out more now from S.F.S. |
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To Order the Five Point Plan, and/or to find out more about Burt Cocaine's unique and exciting campaign against the dulling of American society, write Salt for Slugs at: Letters to Burt Cocaine c/o Salt for Slugs Magazine P.O. Box 50338 Austin, TX 78763 | |