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Now this salinated, wormlike mollusk is ready to unleash its Slug self upon you. SFS is contemporary literature for the random reader. It covers music, art, recreation, leisure, politics, humor, and more. With each new issue of SFS, there comes a new revelation of what could be and what really is, and as a result, Slug readers have basked in the immense pleasure of realizing this truth.

 
Our Daily Slug Report
Dumbest Guy Ever
as reported by Oink Launch

Weird Fact of the Day
Woody Allen takes his temperature every two hours during the day.

The Revolution Will Be Salinated!
A Field Manual for the Coming Bloodstorm
From the mouth of Bomb 20
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A Love Letter Straight to Your Heart
An online personal ad response that you will NEVER, EVER FORGET! Launch

Nancy's Aunt: A Case Study in Comic Genetics
Teril Smits takes a closer look at the between-the-sheets world of comics. Launch

Austin Nights
Ran Scot spins a tale about his post-Player days in the single scene of Austin. Launch



This is Gene,
so you know
Outdoor
Survival
Tips

by
Gene Slacks
NOW ONLINE!

Our Readers Respond...
Dear Old Coke,
    I have a problem that I think maybe you could help me with. I drink a lot. I bet you do, too. That's not the problem, though. I hang around with these two elementary school teachers. That's not the problem, either. I call them The Teacher and The Rat. The problem occurred at the Luckenbach picnic on the 4th, this year. I was smoking a hooter and a cop grabbed my wrist as I went to inhale. He took me to a holding area, where they made me empty my pockets. I only emptied one of them, and was kicked out of the show with seven hits of acid still in my other pocket.
    Here is the problem: The Rat and The Teacher just stood there like they didn't know me, and I had to go home alone. What should I do to punish these freaky old bitches? - Freakin' Out

Dear Freaky Bitch,
    You're a good argument for mandatory minimums. My advice: Just say no to school marms. - SFS
 

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NEW ISSUE IS OUT!
Issue 13
Issue 13, Cops & Donuts

Ghetto Cop Stories
Foo Fighters Interview
Bogus Bullshit Reviews
SXSW Review
Rapping with Ween
Outdoor Survival Tips VI
Copping Out: My Hell at Dell
World War IV
Zen Guerrilla
Williamsburg Bridge Review
The Titz
Dynamite Hack
Fortune Cookie Cop
Mendozas Bros Ride Again
Donut Shops of the South
Crackhead Jones Update

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