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Nancy's Aunt: A Case Study in Comic Genetics
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Ran Scot spins a tale about his post-Player days in the single scene of Austin. Launch
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Dear Old Coke,
I have a problem that I think maybe you could help me with. I drink a lot.
I bet you do, too. That's not the problem, though. I hang around with
these two elementary school teachers. That's not the problem, either. I
call them The Teacher and The Rat. The problem occurred at the Luckenbach
picnic on the 4th, this year. I was smoking a hooter and a cop grabbed my
wrist as I went to inhale. He took me to a holding area, where they made me
empty my pockets. I only emptied one of them, and was kicked out of the
show with seven hits of acid still in my other pocket.
Here is the problem: The Rat and The Teacher just stood there like they
didn't know me, and I had to go home alone. What should I do to punish
these freaky old bitches? - Freakin' Out
Dear Freaky Bitch,
You're a good argument for mandatory minimums. My advice: Just say no to
school marms. - SFS
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