Mario Party 2 Nintendo N64
When I first started doing stoner game reviews, I had a vision of the perfect game. A game that is in perfect tune with the hum in your head as the bong goes burble burble boo. Mario Party 2 is the first game to receive Terril Smitz’s Hooku Salute. Scoring 4 bongs and above in all categories is a first. But they earned it. The story line is just lite enough not to confuse you, but enthralling as the game progresses. You become more and more involved as the game carries on, like a python on its prey. The stopability rules, with a long pause, just exactly enough time to take a hit, before each player.
They know, they have to know. The game play rocks like a llama in a cage. Its broken up into a whole bunch of mini-games within a huge board game frame. The games are perfect in playability and length of time for the short attention span of a stoner. Plus they are usually versus each other which opens a whole can of worms for shit-talking. The visuals are classic comic sans of animation, nice soft and fuzzy and would feel smooth to the touch if I could only caress Prince Mushrooms cheeks. See, these are the kinds of things stoners think about while playing these games. Just ask any stoner about Lara Kroft. Overall, these game has a 50 Turn option and we went threw a case of Negro Medalos and a quarter, and had the best time we’ve had in awhile. Thank you Nintendo, you earned that Hooka Award.
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